JUMP

it has come to this, my plea to Amanda

I, Cinderella, have toiled and toiled long and hard for many moons (this semester) on trying to find my true love (school) amidst being my step sisters slaves (work). Tonight, is the ball (withdraw deadline), and by midnight if I haven’t found my glass slipper (replacement for work tomorrow), I will loose everything (overall GPA), and will be forced to abort my baby which is inside of me (drop one course). 

The question is then, will you be my glass slipper, and specifically, can you be it (tell me) before midnight (withdraw deadline) so I don’t have to choose between my true love (overall GPA) and killing my baby (drop one course) and perish into the abiss of perpetual loneliness (welfare, and no future) 

In return for being my glass slipper, which I know will be difficult for you as it requires you become a ungodly looking shoe (miss your lecture), I will ensure you have your satisfaction (attend one of your reviews)

The first question really is then, are you willing, and if so when are your reviews. 

REPLY SWIFTLY FOR I AM QUICKLY BEING SWEPT INTO A DIZZINGLY CONFUSING FAIRTALE (mania) OF SORTS!

This is my Lindsey Noble appreciation post and it could go on, but for now I’d like to briefly say how thankful I am about how normal and not alone you make me feel about being awake at ungodly hours in order to finish papers :)